Sunday, March 23, 2014

Angry Black White Boy, by Adam Mansbach

After finishing the Fifth Assassin by Brad Meltzer, I started reading Angry Black White Boy or, The Miscegenation of Macon Detornay, by Adam Mansbach on February 28th, and just finished it this morning.  My husband read this book and considers it one of his favorites.  He gave it to me in my last pile of 3 book options and was quite surprised to see me reading it.  To be honest, I was quite surprised to BE reading it.  This is not a type of book that I would normally pick up for myself.  All along, Husband constantly joked with me about how I would write this one up.  I'm still scratching my head about it, even as I type...

The title alone is somewhat off-putting to me.  Angry Black White Boy.  How does one even try and discuss a book of this nature without offending someone?  I, personally, was offended by the book, and some of the language in it.  When dealing with the subject of race relations, there is always a precarious and very fine line that you need to not cross.  Adam Mansbach gives that line the finger and just goes for it.

This book (fiction) chronicles a period of time in the life of Macon Detornay, a white boy who loves Black culture.  
But we're all white people devils?  Could there be exceptions?  What about that dude Paul C., who'd engineered Eric B. & Rakim's album?  ...   From Macon's confusion had bubbled anger.  How dare black people not see him as an ally, not recognize that he was down?  He retaliated by studying their history, their culture: He was a thirteen-year-old whiteboy in a Malcom X T-shirt, alone at the first annual Boson Hip Hop Conference, heart fluttering with intimidation and delight as scowling bald-headed old schoolers pointed at his chest, demanding, 'Whatchu know about that man?' Which was exactly what he'd wanted, why he'd worn it.  He ran down Malcom's life for them, watched them revise their expressions with inward elation, nodded studiously at their government assassination theories, rhymed when the chance presented itself.  Tagged other graffiti writers' blackooks and wondered what it would take to be scratched from the devil list for good.
Macon moves to New York from Boston to attend Columbia University.  He rooms with Andre, the great grandson of a black baseball player who played on the same team as Macon's great grandfather.  This pairing was by Macon's design.  Macon takes a job as a cab driver and begins robbing his white passengers.  Reports of the robberies hit the press, but they report them as perpetrated by a Black cab driver.  Macon, for some reason, is upset by this and feels the need to set the record straight.  So, he robs another white passenger and insists that the passenger get a good look at him so that he can more accurately describe Macon to the police.  Macon inevitably gets arrested.

Up until the point where Macon gets arrested, I had serious doubts about whether I would finish this book.  It is chock full of the "N" word, a word that I don't like to hear, let alone read.  Macon is written as that white guy who wishes he wasn't.  He makes reference to all kinds of rappers and rap lyrics, and graffiti and graffiti artists.  These are things that I'm not expert in, so it was hard for me to follow and really relate to.

However, once Macon was arrested, the proverbial shit hit the fan, and the book took on an entirely different, and actually somewhat comical and outlandish turn.  The press has a field day with a white man robbing white taxi passengers, and Macon becomes the person du jour.  His roommate Andre, Andre's friend Nique, and a token white girl, Logan, band together and come up with the idea for "The Race Traitor Project" and along with it, "The Day of Apology" whereby white people are called upon to apologize to black people for years of oppression and slavery and racism.  Prior to Macon talking to any press or taking any interviews, Andre, Nique and Logan tried to prepare him:
Macon had consented to a lengthy crash course in interview skills, and until the break of day the team had tradeoff-peppered him with questions and advice to illustrate what Nique called the Basic Presidential Principles.  Macon had learned the Reaganesque technique of responding to hard-nosed inquiries with tangential homespun anecdotes instead of facts, the Nixonian gambit of talking shit while simultaneously claiming high moral ground and a non-shit-talker, myriad Clintonian methods of sidestepping a repeated and reworded question, and the general tactics involved in subverting the agenda of any interviewer and saying what you damn well pleased regardless of circumstance or status.

Needless to say, this "Day of Apology" gets completely out of hand, and New York City becomes one large riot ground with all kinds of violence, looting, and even killing.  Mansbach's description of the shenanigans and the riot are very detailed and realistic, and I could actually imagine the things he wrote happening.  They brought back my memories of watching the Rodney King / Los Angeles riots on television when I was just out of high school.  Mansbach makes reference to those riots several times in the book, and the riots play a large part in Macon's history:
...above Nique's bed was framed a blurry black-and-white freeze-frame of a scene Macon had never forgotten: six of L.A.'s Finest, so murky that they might be figments of imagination, swinging billy clubs with pickax motions as if the huddled mass of Rodney King might be a craggy slab of granite or an arid patch of land.
     "Nice Picture."  [said Macon].
      Nique turned and scowled.  "Nice? Either you got a real limited vocabulary or a serious problem.  Ain't nothing nice about the shit."
      Macon shook his head.  "No, I mean, of course not. I-- What I meant was..."  He gave up on speaking and pushed the left sleeve of his T-shirt to his shoulder.  Tattooed on Macon's biceps in small green characters was 4-29-92.  It was the day the verdict had been handed down, the day Los Angeles had burned.  Andre and Dominique peered in to read it, then looked up at Macon.
...  Nique looked from Andre to Macon and then back to Andre.  He ran a hand over his smooth-shaved head.  "Who is this dude, Dre?" he asked with cinematic incredulity and perfect comic timing, the results of an upbringing replete with four movie channels and unlimited TV privileges. "Mufucker got a Rodney King tattoo? Shit, I thought I was black." 
Some very strange things happen in the last few chapters of the book - the whole book is strange, in my opinion - but the end gets even stranger.  The grandson of another baseball player that played against Macon's and Andre's great grandfathers makes an appearance.  He is a psychiatrist who dabbles in a kind of brain-washing of sorts.  There is an elaborate scheme between the doctor and Nique and Andre to get Macon to do something that blows up in their face.  The ending is quite abrupt and left me shaking my head in disbelief.  Disbelief that what happened in the book actually happened, and disbelief that this is how the book ended.

This book is interesting.  Would it be the first book I recommend to someone to read?  No.  Would I recommend someone NOT read this book?  No.  I say, read it with a grain of salt.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Fifth Assassin, by Brad Meltzer

I finished The Fifth Assassin, by Brad Meltzer this past Friday night.  After Lay The Favorite, I wasn't sure what I wanted to read next, so I asked my husband to pick out three books that he thought I should read (and would enjoy), and I would pick my next book from among those three.  The lucky winner was The Fifth Assassin (I started it on 2/17/14).  I have read at least one or two other books by Brad Meltzer, and they are good reads.  (One I read a while ago was The Book of Lies - about the murder weapon Cain used to kill Abel, and the unsolved murder of of Superman creator Jerry Siegel's father.)  Meltzer writes fiction, non-fiction, children's books, and comic books.  He even had a show on television called Decoded on the History channel.

Decoded "explores fascinating, unexplained questions.  Is Fort Knox empty?  Why was Hitler so intent on capturing the Roman "Spear of Destiny"?  What's the government hiding in Area 51?  Where did the Confederacy's $19 million in gold and silver go at the end of the Civil War?  And did Lee Harvey Oswald really act alone?  Meltzer sifts through the evidence; weighs competing theories; separates what we know to be true with what's still - and perhaps forever - unproved or unprovable; and in the end, decodes the mystery, arriving at the most likely solution."

Meltzer's books are similar in nature to Decoded - they all have some sort of mystery to solve, with lots of twists and turns, action, and intrigue.  The Fifth Assassin, chronicles the Culper Ring, a super secret society whose goal is to protect the presidency, not necessarily the president him/herself, a serial killer in an insane asylum, two boyhood friends and their history together growing up in Wisconsin, a female assassin with a mysterious and unknown form of cancer, the president & his trusted personal physician, and Abraham Lincoln.

Meltzer writes rich and believable characters.  When he describes Beecher's friendship with Marshall, and the treehouse that Marshall received as a gift when he was a child, you can really envision how the treehouse looked and felt.  And, Meltzer's descriptions of the adolescent boys who would gather in the treehouse to look at stolen porn magazines, you can really see the image of this in your head (and it is a pretty comical one too).

There are many twists and turns in the book with people double and triple crossing each other, lots of motives that are uncovered, alluded to, and remain somewhat hidden.  Meltzer creates a multi-layered, political-thriller, mystery story full of interesting facts from history, peppered with the right amount of fiction, secret societies, and secret codes.

Here is an abbreviated passage from the book discussing playing cards and how they are playing a part in the mysterious killings of pastors and clergy who have all said prayers with the current president of the United States:
"Forget the eagle and what decorates the cards.  I'm talking about what doesn't change.  The modern suit symbols: hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades.  In Italy, they used to be called cups, coins, swords, and batons.  But those modern symbols - hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades - those were created in France back in the fifteenth century, by a knight named Étienne de Vignolles."
     "A knight?" Tot asked.
     "Not just any knight.  One of France's most famous knights.  A man who rode with Joan of Arc herself," the Diamond explained, noticing the change in Tot's posture.  "This was a knight who served both church and king, and as the story goes - and I'm not saying I believe it - to test his loyalty, each side - church and king - entrusted Vignolles with their greatest secret.  Vignolles was the chosen knight.  So when it came to decorating the cards... his lasting legacy... he picked his symbols with great care.  These days, most historians will tell you that the four suits represent the four classes of midieval society: Hearts were the sign of the church; diamonds were arrowheads, representing vassals and archers; clubs were husbandmen or farmers; and spades were the points of lances and therefore represented the knights, and by extension, the king.  Others say Vignolles was just inventing a game, or that the symbols were a key to the knight's true loyalty.  But there are a few who insist that Vignolles, when he was forced to choose between church and king, used the cards as a vehicle to deliver a hidden message."
     "I'm lost.  A message to whom?"
     "To his fellow knights.  To the others who he'd eventually entrust with his secret....  Have you ever really examined the court cards in a deck?  Why does the king of diamonds have an axe, while all the rest have swords?  Why are the jack of hears, the jack of spades, and the king of diamonds the only cards that appear in profile, while all the others are full face?"
     "You're telling me that's a secret message?"...
     "In just about every deck in the world, every face card - the jacks, the queens, all the other kings - they all have two hands.  The king of hearts always has four - two of which are stabbing him with a sword, like he's stabbing himself.  That's where we get the term suicide king from.  But look closely.  His sleeves don't match.  He's not stabbing himself or committing suicide.  He's being stabbed by someone else.  Someone so hidden, the king can't see him coming."  ...  "They match another card in the deck...  Those are the sleeves of the queen of spades."
     "So the spades kill the hearts?"
     "Or as Vignolles designed in his original symbols: the knights - and by extension the king - kill the church." ... "In Vignolles's original deck, and the decks that were passed down generation to generation, it wasn't king, queen, jack.  It was king, knight, knave.  That was the warning Vignolles was sending.  The real killers of the church were the knights of the king.  So if the church's greatest secret was to be protected, a new army had to be formed.  A secret army..." 

If you are looking for a Dan Brow-ish book to read that isn't overly hard to comprehend, that moves quickly, has lots of twists and turns, this book will not disappoint. 

"Stories aren't the beauty of what did happen.  They're the beauty of what could happen."  --Brad Meltzer